ABOUT KC

Kill Crackers "who only care about money which is the color," Green, known to many as "KC" Green, grew up in a broken home. Meaning his mother was amish and his father was a robot. KC would lock himself in his
room as his Amish mother argued with his robot father as she churned KC butter, that he (KC) loved so much, which, coincidently, led to his second heart attack.
Being isolated from the world, KC took up many hobbies which included jazz tap, drawing, push ups with only one arm, but mainly jazz tap. He favored drawing, though, because thats how he communicated with the world (KC's robot father ripped out his vocal chords because he was talking back).
It was then KC Green made a new invention: The "Comique" or 'comics' as it's known today. Yes, he invented comics. In fact he wrote and drew all of them. Ever. But, on a cold rainy afternoon, something horrible went wrong that jeopardized his whole comique career: during a session of one armed push ups, KC's drawin' arm melted. Afraid he could never draw again, he asked his parents for advice. Agreeing to put their differences aside, they grafted a robotic arm for him which could draw fantastic and could
churn butter at an alarming rate.

KC is indebted to them and based
some comics around his father, Pauly Green, and his mother, Droop Green. In his career KC has done thousands... neigh, millions of comics. Including one with the man who invented Chinese people, Alex "look I'm such a pretentious artist that I can't even have a normal last name and have to go by," -C. Their comic was the adventures of Jesus Christ and The
Manne (renamed to Jesus and The Man when a corporate company bought them out).

KC currently resides in... let's say space. He resides in space. He is also the mayor of food.

The End.

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